Yes, indeed. Millions of people happy.
FRI 4PM: Steampunk: From Fiction To Reality. I'm excited to be sitting on this panel, which promises to be a lot of fun, with a lineup including novelist and Weird Tales contributor Cherie Priest, Nathaniel Johnstone from Abney Park, and more.
FRI 7PM: Lights! Cthulhu! Action! Talkin' bout everybody's favorite (and not-so-much) Lovecraftian movies! Me, Dark Horse editor Scott Allie, and a host of luminaries.
SAT NOON-6PM: Echoes of Devil's Reef. A Lovecraftian LARP from Lurking Fear Productions that's sponsored by Weird Tales -- all participants will get a free magazine, special discount offers, and the chance to win excellent prizes.
SUN 7PM: Weird Tales, Then & Now. Join me and WT contributing artist Steven Archer (of the band Ego Likeness) for special sneak peeks at the stuff we've got lined up as 2008 heads toward 2009! Art, videos, free prizes for audience members, and more!
SUN/MON 1:30 AM: Weird Tales & Steampunk Magazine present Ego Likeness in concert. (Featuring guest drummer DJ Mindcage of the band Mindless Faith.)
...hey, didn't I just get back from Worldcon? Speaking of which, I see that one Avram Grumer was "paper-blogging" his Worldcon experience, which included a page of notes on the fun Lovecraft panel I was privileged to moderate. I see that Avram has managed to preserve for posterity my two favorite punchlines of the week, particularly the bit about "putting down Lovecraft's prose is like putting down Shatner's acting."
First off, kudos to my dad,
My highlights of the con: Reading the Weird Tales Spam Fiction Contest finalists to an appreciative audience. A kickass Lovecraft panel, where the crowd was excited to hear about
Then there was the Weird Tales reception! Despite the prohibition on free booze in the room we were assigned, it was a terrific evening, with
Here's a sampling of photos, including several from the reception, courtesy of Stu:
Last but most certainly not least, huge congratulations to

And now... on to Dragon*Con!
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* That's right, folks, I said "sci-fi." You know why? Because "science fiction" is three times as cumbersome and "S.F." means San Francisco. Can we please get over ourselves and have enough self-confidence to not be afraid of using the same term that normal people use? Guess what — I read "comic books," too.
You’ve seen the latest wave of spam — you know, the faux outrageous news headlines: “Osama trains goats for tactical bombing.” “Laika the Russian space dog returns to Earth.” “Children admit to being little shits: Video.” Isn’t it a shame the headline is all we get? So here at Weird Tales we’re inviting YOU to turn this spam into… um… spam-ade!
Write a flash-fiction story — under 500 words — based on a spam you’ve received. Send your story, along with the headline that inspired it, to contest@weirdtales.net before 9 a.m. on Monday, Aug. 4. The Weird Tales editorial team will judge them, and three winners will be announced at the Weird Tales reception on Friday, Aug. 8 at the World Science Fiction Convention in Denver!
The first-, second-, and third-place winners will all be published online at WeirdTalesMagazine.com the week of August 11. The first- and second-place winners will also receive three free issues of Weird Tales; and the first-place winner will also receive an autographed copy of Ekaterina Sedia’s incredible new novel The Alchemy of Stone.
(UPDATE! If you’ve thrown away all your own spam, writer Adam Israel has compiled a humongous collection of spam headlines here. Be forewarned that adult language abounds therein.)
We encourage you to spread this announcement far and wide. But note: entries from Nigeria will be examined very closely.
Rose from The Golden Girls and Phoebe from Friends are the same character.
And both are avatars of Delirium of the Endless.
(They were pretty happy with #348, too!)

- Myself, WT editorial & creative director;
- Mike Mignola, creator of Hellboy and wielder of the Weird Tales tradition;
- Molly Crabapple, contributing WT illustrator and founder of the notorious Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School;
- Stefan Dziemianowicz, horror editor and WT historian;
- and, we hope, a few more special guests as well!
We'll be talking about the magazine's influence on the panelists' work and on culture in general, with some discussion of the 85 Weirdest Storytellers mixed in for good measure. The talk is in room 1E10 -- please come join us!
Readers wrote us in record numbers last autumn when WeirdTalesMagazine.com asked you who, in your book, are the weirdest of the weird: the most influentially strange authors and artists and talespinners of all kinds to work their magic on the world in the 85 years since 1923, when Weird Tales was born. We asked that you not limit your suggestions to just fiction writers, and you responded enthusiastically, naming hordes of filmmakers, songwriters, cartoonists, and more. We took your ideas, added a few of our own, called some top fantasy professionals to put in their two cents, and then dove into the long and arduous process of winnowing the list down to a mere 85 names.
In our 85th anniversary issue –- which also features fiction by Michael Moorcock, Sarah Monette, and Tanith Lee, nonfiction by Cherie Priest, and Jeff VanderMeer’s interview with China Míeville, and which is on sale now online and in stores in early April –- we introduce you to each one of the 85 Weirdest Storytellers individually. We’ll also be discussing them online at weirdtalesmagazine.com, one a day for the next 85 days. But right now, here’s the complete list of names!
WEIRD TALES presents:
The 85 Weirdest Storytellers of the Past 85 Years
- DOUGLAS ADAMS
- CHARLES ADDAMS
- LAURIE ANDERSON
- J.G. BALLARD
- NICK BANTOCK
- CLIVE BARKER
- ART BELL
- BJÖRK
- DAVID BOWIE
- RAY BRADBURY
- MARGARET BRUNDAGE
- WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS
- TIM BURTON
- KATE BUSH
- OCTAVIA BUTLER
- ANGELA CARTER
- NICK CAVE
- LON CHANEY SR.
- CIRQUE DU SOLEIL
- JOEL & ETHAN COEN
- ALICE COOPER
- DAVID CRONENBERG
- R. CRUMB
- ROALD DAHL
- SALVADOR DALI
- SAMUEL R. DELANY
- PHILIP K. DICK
- STEVE DITKO
- HARLAN ELLISON
- M.C. ESCHER
- VIRGIL FINLAY
- CHARLES FORT
- NEIL GAIMAN
- TERRY GILLIAM
- EDWARD GOREY
- GUNTHER VON HAGENS
- JIM HENSON
- ROBERT E. HOWARD
- SHIRLEY JACKSON
- FRANZ KAFKA
- FRIDA KAHLO
- ANDY KAUFMAN
- STEPHEN KING
- STANLEY KUBRICK
- MADELEINE L’ENGLE
- GARY LARSON
- TANITH LEE
- THOMAS LIGOTTI
- H.P. LOVECRAFT
- DAVID LYNCH
- GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ
- DAVE MCKEAN
- RAND & ROBYN MILLER
- MICHAEL MOORCOCK
- ALAN MOORE
- CATHERINE L. MOORE & HENRY KUTTNER
- GRANT MORRISON
- JOYCE CAROL OATES
- MERVYN PEAKE
- PENN & TELLER
- BILL PLYMPTON
- THOMAS PYNCHON
- ANNE RICE
- ROD SERLING
- DR. SEUSS
- ALICE SHELDON, a.k.a. JAMES TIPTREE JR.
- CHUCK SHEPHERD
- CLARK ASHTON SMITH
- STEPHEN SONDHEIM
- REV. IVAN STANG
- OSAMU TEZUKA
- HUNTER S. THOMPSON
- KOOL KEITH THORNTON, a.k.a. DR. OCTAGON
- KURT VONNEGUT
- TOM WAITS
- ALICE WALKER
- KARA WALKER
- ANDY WARHOL
- SYLVIA TOWNSEND WARNER
- JOHN WATERS
- ROGER WATERS
- WIM WENDERS
- THORNTON WILDER
- ROBERT ANTON WILSON
- WARREN ZEVON
Kudos to them all: creative geniuses whose work, in whatever form and flavor, has shown an affinity of spirit with the brilliantly freaky storytelling that’s been the hallmark of Weird Tales since the magazine was born 85 years ago this very month.
(Don’t see one of your favorites here? Help us compile more weirdness! Go to our new Share the Weird page and tell your fellow readers about the weird storytellers you love the most!)






Girls in beauty pageants are sometimes maligned for not having enough brains. But this year, the Phoenix Comicon is holding its inaugural Miss Zombie Beauty pageant, where the contestants are the types who like brains so much, they want to eat yours! WEIRD TALES is proud to sponsor this luscious parade of decomposing pulchritude. The two runners-up, Miss Pathogenic and Miss Congeal-iality, will each receive a copy of Weird Tales: The 21st Century, Vol. 1 and a year’s free subscription to the magazine — but that’s just the beginning! The winning Miss Zombie Beauty herself will be awarded a truly unique prize: a one-of-a-kind, handmade, zombified WEIRD TALES edition called Zombie Love, designed and created by Patricia Lee of Bookwyrms Art, and collecting Lisa Mantchev’s “Zombi” and Trent Hergenrader’s “Working Out Our Salvation” from issue #344.
Never before has there been such a WEIRD TALES artifact! Stay tuned to WeirdTalesMagazine.com for next week’s announcement of the newly crowned undead queen…
First off, I was thrilled that one of the authors was able to attend: Clayton Kroh, whose fine ghost story "The Yankee at the Sitting-Up" will appear in the next issue, and whose grandmother, fortunately, lives in Pittsburgh. Secondly, reading Clay's story was none other than actor/writer David Conrad, co-star of the supernatural CBS drama The Ghost Whisperer. Dave is a literary pal -- we worked together on a Pittsburgh Magazine story a few years ago -- and his performance last night was, if I may engage in a bit of quiet understatement, of a very high caliber. He encored with another short-short, Scott William Carter's haunting "Directions to Mourning's Deep," a tale of loss and urban watering holes that was all the more poignant for being read someplace like Pittsburgh's South Side, a neighborhood of many storied bars indeed.
Just as fantastic were Christiane D., one of the city's most remarkably multi-talented artists, reading from
Many thanks to all who came, listened, and contributed, including but not limited to Frank, Louise, and Sylvia from Eljay's; a heart-warmingly large contingent of the SMOFs from PARSEC; columnist Tony Norman from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette; and my unilaterally adopted little sister
Clay videotaped the readings; depending on how the audio quality turns out, and on whether the authors are amenable, we may be able to post the readings at the Weird Tales site. Stay tuned!
Former vice president Al Gore was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize today for his work on global warming, saying in his acceptance speech: "The earth has a fever. And the fever is rising." He added: "And the only prescription... is more cowbell."
The headline says it all, folks! Check out the WeirdWear via WeirdTalesMagazine.com, through our Zazzle.com shop. Five bucks off every shirt, men's & women's, until midnight tonight...






