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Stephen H. Segal
07 November 2008 @ 02:50 am
YouTube knows how to do Star Wars right.  
I will be forever grateful to [info]annathepiper  for unearthing the greatest thing that has ever been posted on YouTube. A tribute to John Williams:


 
 
Stephen H. Segal
04 November 2008 @ 11:54 pm
November 4, 2008.  
My Kermit avatar there is labeled in my folder with the quote from the Muppet Movie, "Millions of people happy."

Yes, indeed. Millions of people happy.
 
 
Stephen H. Segal
02 November 2008 @ 09:45 am
Sunday worship  

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: The Machine Gun of Enlightened Compassion.


Get yours.

 
 
Stephen H. Segal
22 August 2008 @ 10:38 pm
T-minus one week to DragonCon  
This year marks the long-overdue DragonCon debut of WEIRD TALES. On a less important note, it will also be my own first time attending. We'll be taking part in several very cool program items:

FRI 4PM: Steampunk: From Fiction To Reality. I'm excited to be sitting on this panel, which promises to be a lot of fun, with a lineup including novelist and Weird Tales contributor Cherie Priest, Nathaniel Johnstone from Abney Park, and more.
FRI 7PM: Lights! Cthulhu! Action! Talkin' bout everybody's favorite (and not-so-much) Lovecraftian movies! Me, Dark Horse editor Scott Allie, and a host of luminaries.
SAT NOON-6PM: Echoes of Devil's Reef. A Lovecraftian LARP from Lurking Fear Productions that's sponsored by Weird Tales -- all participants will get a free magazine, special discount offers, and the chance to win excellent prizes.
SUN 7PM: Weird Tales, Then & Now. Join me and WT contributing artist Steven Archer (of the band Ego Likeness) for special sneak peeks at the stuff we've got lined up as 2008 heads toward 2009! Art, videos, free prizes for audience members, and more!
SUN/MON 1:30 AM: Weird Tales & Steampunk Magazine present Ego Likeness in concert. (Featuring guest drummer DJ Mindcage of the band Mindless Faith.)

...hey, didn't I just get back from Worldcon? Speaking of which, I see that one Avram Grumer was "paper-blogging" his Worldcon experience, which included a page of notes on the fun Lovecraft panel I was privileged to moderate. I see that Avram has managed to preserve for posterity my two favorite punchlines of the week, particularly the bit about "putting down Lovecraft's prose is like putting down Shatner's acting."
 
 
Stephen H. Segal
13 August 2008 @ 11:04 am
Back from Denvention  
Aaaaaaaaand that's another Worldcon come and gone.

First off, kudos to my dad, [info]stu_segal  , who just may have inaugurated a new active-socializing tradition with his "Strolling With the Stars" initiative. (What, you didn't know I'm a second-generation sci-fi* geek?) Inspired by a conversation with [info]frankwu  about how conventions could perhaps do more to encourage healthy living, Dad got himself drafted by the con committee to plan and lead a daily morning walk schedule whereby con-goers could take an invigorating urban constitutional alongside such guests as David Brin, Ellen Datlow, John Picacio, Paul Cornell, Joe Haldeman, and more. The turnout was great — we had about 40-50 people per day on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, and about 25 on Sunday — and everyone enjoyed starting off the day with some fresh air and scenery. I say: Next year in Montreal!

My highlights of the con: Reading the Weird Tales Spam Fiction Contest finalists to an appreciative audience. A kickass Lovecraft panel, where the crowd was excited to hear about [info]princeofcairo 's "Lost in Lovecraft" column now running in WT. Talking book covers with Picacio and Bob Eggleton. Learning about NerdFighters: Made of Awesome from Alethea Kontis. Getting the NORAD tour report from Paolo Bacigalupi. Finally meeting the clockpunk tinkerer, Jeremiah Tolbert, in person. And, of course, dreaming and scheming about matters ranging from vegan cannibalism to aggressive corsetry to John Hiatt's carillon with a 80-percent-redheaded posse comprising the likes of [info]jennawaterford , [info]lasirenadolce , [info]sunilsebastian , [info]maryrobinette , and my mad-genius soul sister [info]lisamantchev .

Then there was the Weird Tales reception! Despite the prohibition on free booze in the room we were assigned, it was a terrific evening, with [info]ego_likeness 's "Blasphemous Horrors" art on display; [info]johnjosephadams  in the house to celebrate his new book, Seeds of Change (which incidentally happens to feature a couple of great WT contributors); and a fun Kitty the Werewolf reading by [info]carriev  , whom we've now sworn to forever refer to as "the Robert E. Howard of the paranormal era," and whose lycanthropic story was no doubt enhanced by a room overflowing with full moonpies.

Here's a sampling of photos, including several from the reception, courtesy of Stu:




Last but most certainly not least, huge congratulations to [info]maryrobinetteon her shiny new John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer! It is an honor and a delight to have entered professional geekdom alongside Mary as a member of the same batch of young'uns. Did I mention that the Spam Fiction Contest was half her idea, by the way?



And now... on to Dragon*Con!

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* That's right, folks, I said "sci-fi." You know why? Because "science fiction" is three times as cumbersome and "S.F." means San Francisco. Can we please get over ourselves and have enough self-confidence to not be afraid of using the same term that normal people use? Guess what — I read "comic books," too.
 
 
Stephen H. Segal
30 July 2008 @ 11:29 am
Weird Tales contest: Turn spam into a story in a week!  

You’ve seen the latest wave of spam — you know, the faux outrageous news headlines: “Osama trains goats for tactical bombing.” “Laika the Russian space dog returns to Earth.” “Children admit to being little shits: Video.” Isn’t it a shame the headline is all we get? So here at Weird Tales we’re inviting YOU to turn this spam into… um… spam-ade!

Write a flash-fiction story — under 500 words — based on a spam you’ve received. Send your story, along with the headline that inspired it, to contest@weirdtales.net before 9 a.m. on Monday, Aug. 4. The Weird Tales editorial team will judge them, and three winners will be announced at the Weird Tales reception on Friday, Aug. 8 at the World Science Fiction Convention in Denver!

The first-, second-, and third-place winners will all be published online at WeirdTalesMagazine.com the week of August 11. The first- and second-place winners will also receive three free issues of Weird Tales; and the first-place winner will also receive an autographed copy of Ekaterina Sedia’s incredible new novel The Alchemy of Stone.

(UPDATE! If you’ve thrown away all your own spam, writer Adam Israel has compiled a humongous collection of spam headlines here. Be forewarned that adult language abounds therein.)

We encourage you to spread this announcement far and wide. But note: entries from Nigeria will be examined very closely.

 
 
Stephen H. Segal
27 May 2008 @ 09:01 am
365 Days of Blasphemous Horrors  
That's the title of the ambitious new art project Weird Tales is presenting online, starting today, for the next year. Go there now, check out the beautiful mixed-media Lovecraftian paintings of Baltimore artist and musician Steven Archer a.k.a. [info]ego_likeness, and then come right back here and friend the magazine on LJ at [info]weirdtales_mag so you'll never miss an installment of the shiny. Did I mention that the ORIGINAL ARTWORK will be sold almost every day for as little as $40 to the FIRST BIDDER?

 
 
Current Music: "The Aviary" by Ego Likeness
 
 
Stephen H. Segal
14 May 2008 @ 10:12 am
An epiphany regarding Neil Gaiman, Lisa Kudrow, and Betty White  
O ye LJ friends, I submit to you this thought:

Rose from The Golden Girls and Phoebe from Friends are the same character.

And both are avatars of Delirium of the Endless.
 
 
Stephen H. Segal
06 May 2008 @ 04:52 pm
In Which People Say Nice Things  
The fiction-review site The Fix raves over the Weird Tales 85th anniversary issue: “Weird Tales #349 is an almost perfect issue. I’d say ‘you can’t get much better than this,’ but Weird Tales has been steadily raising the bar. It’s excellent and getting even better.”

(They were pretty happy with #348, too!)

 
 
Stephen H. Segal
06 May 2008 @ 03:25 pm
Wearable art inspired by short fiction  
The Interstitial Arts Foundation has a nifty new cross-media art happening going on at the moment. You may or may not have had a chance to pick up a copy of Delia Sherman & Theodora Goss's fantastic anthology of ineffable strangeness, Interfictions -- I'd highly recommend it if you haven't! -- but in either case, you can marvel at the IAF's new project commissioning jewelry pieces based on the stories in the book. Each piece will be auctioned; two auctions are live now, and you can see previews of the pieces coming next, at the IAF's new auction page.



 
 
Stephen H. Segal
27 April 2008 @ 10:09 pm
City of Sisterly Love  
The World Cafe Live in Philadelphia is a terrific venue, and the Black Lily Film & Music Festival sounds like a nifty time to be had...

 
 
Stephen H. Segal
22 April 2008 @ 06:15 pm
Weird (Tales) weekend  
Well, that was fun.

 
 
Stephen H. Segal
10 April 2008 @ 12:11 pm
Weird Tales, Hellboy, me, and you!  
The New York Comic Con, coming up next weekend (April 18-20), is a humongous event at the Javits Center that draws some 50,000 attendees. On Friday the 18th at 4pm, the con will host a Weird Tales 85th anniversary panel that promises to be an appropriately unique discussion! Scheduled to participate:

- Myself, WT editorial & creative director;
- Mike Mignola, creator of Hellboy and wielder of the Weird Tales tradition;
- Molly Crabapple, contributing WT illustrator and founder of the notorious Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School;
- Stefan Dziemianowicz, horror editor and WT historian;
- and, we hope, a few more special guests as well!

We'll be talking about the magazine's influence on the panelists' work and on culture in general, with some discussion of the 85 Weirdest Storytellers mixed in for good measure. The talk is in room 1E10 -- please come join us!
 
 
Stephen H. Segal
26 March 2008 @ 01:35 pm
WEIRD TALES names The 85 Weirdest Storytellers of the Past 85 Years  
Crossposted from www.weirdtalesmagazine.com. To read the daily updates on LJ for the next 85 days, friend [info]weirdtales_mag.

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Readers wrote us in record numbers last autumn when WeirdTalesMagazine.com asked you who, in your book, are the weirdest of the weird: the most influentially strange authors and artists and talespinners of all kinds to work their magic on the world in the 85 years since 1923, when Weird Tales was born. We asked that you not limit your suggestions to just fiction writers, and you responded enthusiastically, naming hordes of filmmakers, songwriters, cartoonists, and more. We took your ideas, added a few of our own, called some top fantasy professionals to put in their two cents, and then dove into the long and arduous process of winnowing the list down to a mere 85 names.

In our 85th anniversary issue –- which also features fiction by Michael Moorcock, Sarah Monette, and Tanith Lee, nonfiction by Cherie Priest, and Jeff VanderMeer’s interview with China Míeville, and which is on sale now online and in stores in early April –- we introduce you to each one of the 85 Weirdest Storytellers individually. We’ll also be discussing them online at weirdtalesmagazine.com, one a day for the next 85 days. But right now, here’s the complete list of names!

WEIRD TALES presents:
The 85 Weirdest Storytellers of the Past 85 Years

  • DOUGLAS ADAMS
  • CHARLES ADDAMS
  • LAURIE ANDERSON
  • J.G. BALLARD
  • NICK BANTOCK
  • CLIVE BARKER
  • ART BELL
  • BJÖRK
  • DAVID BOWIE
  • RAY BRADBURY
  • MARGARET BRUNDAGE
  • WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS
  • TIM BURTON
  • KATE BUSH
  • OCTAVIA BUTLER
  • ANGELA CARTER
  • NICK CAVE
  • LON CHANEY SR.
  • CIRQUE DU SOLEIL
  • JOEL & ETHAN COEN
  • ALICE COOPER
  • DAVID CRONENBERG
  • R. CRUMB
  • ROALD DAHL
  • SALVADOR DALI
  • SAMUEL R. DELANY
  • PHILIP K. DICK
  • STEVE DITKO
  • HARLAN ELLISON
  • M.C. ESCHER
  • VIRGIL FINLAY
  • CHARLES FORT
  • NEIL GAIMAN
  • TERRY GILLIAM
  • EDWARD GOREY
  • GUNTHER VON HAGENS
  • JIM HENSON
  • ROBERT E. HOWARD
  • SHIRLEY JACKSON
  • FRANZ KAFKA
  • FRIDA KAHLO
  • ANDY KAUFMAN
  • STEPHEN KING
  • STANLEY KUBRICK
  • MADELEINE L’ENGLE
  • GARY LARSON
  • TANITH LEE
  • THOMAS LIGOTTI
  • H.P. LOVECRAFT
  • DAVID LYNCH
  • GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ
  • DAVE MCKEAN
  • RAND & ROBYN MILLER
  • MICHAEL MOORCOCK
  • ALAN MOORE
  • CATHERINE L. MOORE & HENRY KUTTNER
  • GRANT MORRISON
  • JOYCE CAROL OATES
  • MERVYN PEAKE
  • PENN & TELLER
  • BILL PLYMPTON
  • THOMAS PYNCHON
  • ANNE RICE
  • ROD SERLING
  • DR. SEUSS
  • ALICE SHELDON, a.k.a. JAMES TIPTREE JR.
  • CHUCK SHEPHERD
  • CLARK ASHTON SMITH
  • STEPHEN SONDHEIM
  • REV. IVAN STANG
  • OSAMU TEZUKA
  • HUNTER S. THOMPSON
  • KOOL KEITH THORNTON, a.k.a. DR. OCTAGON
  • KURT VONNEGUT
  • TOM WAITS
  • ALICE WALKER
  • KARA WALKER
  • ANDY WARHOL
  • SYLVIA TOWNSEND WARNER
  • JOHN WATERS
  • ROGER WATERS
  • WIM WENDERS
  • THORNTON WILDER
  • ROBERT ANTON WILSON
  • WARREN ZEVON

Kudos to them all: creative geniuses whose work, in whatever form and flavor, has shown an affinity of spirit with the brilliantly freaky storytelling that’s been the hallmark of Weird Tales since the magazine was born 85 years ago this very month.

(Don’t see one of your favorites here? Help us compile more weirdness! Go to our new Share the Weird page and tell your fellow readers about the weird storytellers you love the most!)


 

 
 
Stephen H. Segal
06 March 2008 @ 04:13 pm
Weird Tales 85th anniversary begins!  
This month marks the beginning of the 85th anniversary of WEIRD TALES! It was in March 1923 that the first issue hit the streets; before the year was up, Lovecraft and Harry Houdini had joined the fun, and the weirdness was on, baby. So here's a little graphical anniversary present for all the weirdos out there. To decorate your own site, blog, MySpace or Facebook page, etc, with a bit of colorful commemorative weirdness, just copy the HTML code below each image and paste wherever you want it to go.

WEIRD TALES 85th ANNIVERSARY

WEIRD TALES PERSON

WEIRD TALES READER

WEIRD WRITER

WEIRD ARTIST

WEIRD PERFORMER


I READ WEIRD TALES

I LOVE WEIRD TALES

 
 
Stephen H. Segal
23 January 2008 @ 11:29 am
Unique WEIRD TALES edition will go to Miss Zombie Beauty 2008  
Weird Tales - Zombie LoveGirls in beauty pageants are sometimes maligned for not having enough brains. But this year, the Phoenix Comicon is holding its inaugural Miss Zombie Beauty pageant, where the contestants are the types who like brains so much, they want to eat yours!

WEIRD TALES is proud to sponsor this luscious parade of decomposing pulchritude. The two runners-up, Miss Pathogenic and Miss Congeal-iality, will each receive a copy of Weird Tales: The 21st Century, Vol. 1 and a year’s free subscription to the magazine — but that’s just the beginning! The winning Miss Zombie Beauty herself will be awarded a truly unique prize: a one-of-a-kind, handmade, zombified WEIRD TALES edition called Zombie Love, designed and created by Patricia Lee of Bookwyrms Art, and collecting Lisa Mantchev’s “Zombi” and Trent Hergenrader’s “Working Out Our Salvation” from issue #344.

Never before has there been such a WEIRD TALES artifact! Stay tuned to WeirdTalesMagazine.com for next week’s announcement of the newly crowned undead queen…
 
 
Stephen H. Segal
15 December 2007 @ 12:46 pm
Great stories, read beautifully!  
The Weird Tales reading at Eljay's Books in Pittsburgh went smashingly!

First off, I was thrilled that one of the authors was able to attend: Clayton Kroh, whose fine ghost story "The Yankee at the Sitting-Up" will appear in the next issue, and whose grandmother, fortunately, lives in Pittsburgh. Secondly, reading Clay's story was none other than actor/writer David Conrad, co-star of the supernatural CBS drama The Ghost Whisperer. Dave is a literary pal -- we worked together on a Pittsburgh Magazine story a few years ago -- and his performance last night was, if I may engage in a bit of quiet understatement, of a very high caliber. He encored with another short-short, Scott William Carter's haunting "Directions to Mourning's Deep," a tale of loss and urban watering holes that was all the more poignant for being read someplace like Pittsburgh's South Side, a neighborhood of many storied bars indeed.

Just as fantastic were Christiane D., one of the city's most remarkably multi-talented artists, reading from [info]lisamantchev's popular "Six Scents," and Pittsburgh Monologue Project founder Robert Isenberg, bringing a wickedly hilarious first-person toad voice to Erik Amundsen's "Bufo Rex" (also due up in the next issue).

Many thanks to all who came, listened, and contributed, including but not limited to Frank, Louise, and Sylvia from Eljay's; a heart-warmingly large contingent of the SMOFs from PARSEC; columnist Tony Norman from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette; and my unilaterally adopted little sister [info]ninamazingand her remarkably wonderful family.

Clay videotaped the readings; depending on how the audio quality turns out, and on whether the authors are amenable, we may be able to post the readings at the Weird Tales site. Stay tuned!
 
 
Stephen H. Segal
10 December 2007 @ 08:33 am
Since Jon Stewart hasn't returned live yet...  

Former vice president Al Gore was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize today for his work on global warming, saying in his acceptance speech: "The earth has a fever. And the fever is rising." He added: "And the only prescription... is more cowbell."
 
 
Stephen H. Segal
06 December 2007 @ 01:17 pm
WEIRD TALES reading in Pittsburgh  
Pittsburgh-area peeps are hereby invited to a WEIRD TALES reading at Eljay’s Books on the South Side, Friday, Dec. 14 at 7 pm. Join editorial director Stephen H. Segal (that's me), local performers Christiane D. (of the awesome band Soma Mestizo) and Robert Isenberg (a brilliant playwright/actor/journalist who used to write for me at InPittsburgh Weekly and Pittsburgh Magazine), and perhaps a weird guest or two, who’ll be sharing several stories from the latest and next issues of the magazine — as well as from our new anthology (which will be on sale there at a discount!), Weird Tales: The 21st Century, Vol. 1. Come have fun with us!
 
 
Stephen H. Segal
05 December 2007 @ 02:27 pm
Weird Tales T-shirts: $5 off, today only!  

The headline says it all, folks! Check out the WeirdWear via WeirdTalesMagazine.com, through our Zazzle.com shop. Five bucks off every shirt, men's & women's, until midnight tonight...